Boo! I don't wanna be hassled by MAGAs. Whaaah! People are gonna call me names. Humph! I'd rather my clothing not be political. Well, congratulations! YOU are the reason the MAGAs get away with what they get away with! Try this instead: Call them on their bullsh*t, challenge their "truths", and wear something that'll make THEM feel uncomfortable. What?! They don't like it? Weeeellllll TOO BAD. I didn't like J6, or that "salute", or their perversion of our flag. You know that old saying, "If you don't like the heat, get out of the kitchen..."
Is it about ultimate authoritative power? Is it about ultimate distraction from an already-failing Presidency? Does he ACTUALLY BELIEVE that 10-year olds are a threat to our nation? Or, is it something deeper, darker, uglier... Is it about him BELIEVING he's the most TREMENDOUS RAPPER MAYBE EVER.
Vanilla I.C.E. is available in two shirts: Mid-weight (approx. 4.3oz) 100% cotton "Essential" tee that gets softer the more you wash it, and a lightweight "Tri Blend" tee for all day wearability.
Alexander the great had a horse named Bucephalus, Caesar had a horse named Austurcone, and Putin has a fat, sweaty, slobbering tub named Trumpii of Teslur. With a steady diet of cheeseburgers and soda, Trumpii of Teslur is as big as a bear, fast as a sloth, and smelly as a skunk. His directional aptitude and keen sense of right and wrong are second to... just about everything else on planet Earth.
Putey Bear is available in two shirts: Mid-weight (approx. 4.3oz) 100% cotton "Essential" tee that gets softer the more you wash it, and a lightweight "Tri Blend" tee for all day wearability.
Even the FLIES are bailing from this stinking pile of degenerate filth. In the latest polls, over 65% of flies concurred that they rather sit on a steaming Marjorie Taylor Greene dump than have ANYTHING to do with this load of refuse.
Pile of Garbage is available in two shirts: Mid-weight (approx. 4.3oz) 100% cotton "Essential" tee that gets softer the more you wash it, and a lightweight "Tri Blend" tee for all day wearability.
Combine terrible design, shoddy build quality, horrendous reliability, minimal back seat head room, and a reputation of indestructibility born from a man who thinks X Æ A-Xii is a heckofa name for a child.... and you've got a BRILLIANT IDEA!
Cyber Beast is available in two shirts: Mid-weight (approx. 4.3oz) 100% cotton "Essential" tee that gets softer the more you wash it, and a lightweight "Tri Blend" tee for all day wearability.
So JD thinks Elon is making him "look bad"? Define "look bad", because his current look isn't working. Maybe in the early '80's Glam Rock era, but not these days. Perhaps if you added a coat, a "girlie tee" a size too small, some creepers, hair product and lots of man make-up, then yeah... maybe. And only then, maybe.
Ohio Emo is available in two shirts: Mid-weight (approx. 4.3oz) 100% cotton "Essential" tee that gets softer the more you wash it, and a lightweight "Tri Blend" tee for all day wearability.
Nimble on his tiny feet, stable in his genius, Dmitri Trumpi, star tightrope walker, balances precariously on an economic rope that's unraveling beneath him. He is a marvel! How does he do it? The secret: He doesn't think, therefore he doesn't know. And if he doesn’t know he's hanging by a thread, he can make stuff up. And, if he can make stuff up, then he’s a tremendous marvel!
Tightrope Act available in two shirts: Mid-weight (approx. 4.3oz) 100% cotton "Essential" tee that gets softer the more you wash it, and a lightweight "Tri Blend" tee for all day wearability.
The Pride of the 14th... y'know, I was thinking of something clever to write, but what do you say about somebody like her? In fact, this might be the ugliest design ever to emanate from my computer. But.... somehow it works. Like her, quite bizarre.
Georgia Peatch is available in two shirts: Mid-weight (approx. 4.3oz) 100% cotton "Essential" tee that gets softer the more you wash it, and a lightweight "Tri Blend" tee for all day wearability.
Sitting at the cafe, enjoying a hot coffee beverage. You look up at the sky. "Wow! What a beautiful day!", you exclaim. Sitting at the next table, "You know, the sky is blue because of a liberal conspiracy to poison the atmosphere and make us all progressive zombies who love EVs and illegal immigrants! Have you ever read the book from [insert author you've never heard of here]? HE CAN PROVE IT!!"
Wheel of Torture is available in two shirts: Mid-weight (approx. 4.3oz) 100% cotton "Essential" tee that gets softer the more you wash it, and a lightweight "Tri Blend" tee for all day wearability.
"Lock Up" Moisture® with Strongman Diapers. Trusted by both despots and the delusional worldwide, Strongman Diapers employ Machismofiber® technology to keep a 100% man 100% dry 100% of the time. Strongman... diapers for the DICTATOR in YOU.
Strongman Diapers is available in two shirts: Mid-weight (approx. 4.3oz) 100% cotton "Essential" tee that gets softer the more you wash it, and a lightweight "Tri Blend" tee for all day wearability.
Did the bromance will last even a year? Is it still smoldering? Whatever the case, it's gonna get messy when Cupid finally goes full-Elvis and leaves the building. Maybe a relaxing vacation to Mars will save the relationship. Uh oh! Did something just snap? Sorry Donny.
Love Tatt is available in two shirts: Mid-weight (approx. 4.3oz) 100% cotton "Essential" tee that gets softer the more you wash it, and a lightweight "Tri Blend" tee for all day wearability.
Haggis is Beef Wellington compared to this vile side dish. Allegedly best served with chipped beef on toast to offer tang and smell to one of the most white-trash dishes of all time, Pickl'd Chunk is no more than fat soaked in brine, with a smell that -- if you believe folklore -- wards off all morality and decency.
Pickl'd Chunk is available in two shirts: Mid-weight (approx. 4.3oz) 100% cotton "Essential" tee that gets softer the more you wash it, and a lightweight "Tri Blend" tee for all day wearability.
Florida's Finest! Glowing reviews! He's the "Sweet 16 Specialist". Can't say much more or I'll get in a lotta trouble... really really! (fans of 80's alt rock will ca the reset).
Gaetzie the Clown is available in two shirts: Mid-weight (approx. 4.3oz) 100% cotton "Essential" tee that gets softer the more you wash it, and a lightweight "Tri Blend" tee for all day wearability... really really.
The infamous chewing gum of yesteryear that slapped hard for EXACTLY 30 seconds before devolving into a clump of rubber inside your mouth. And that amount of time is a generous approximation as to how long I can listen to MAGAs scream "rigged" and "unfair" despite ZERO evidence supporting such claims.
Fruit Stripped is available in two shirts: Mid-weight (approx. 4.3oz) 100% cotton "Essential" tee that gets softer the more you wash it, and a lightweight "Tri Blend" tee for all day wearability.
