Boo! I don't wanna be hassled by MAGAs. Whaaah! People are gonna call me names. Humph! I'd rather my clothing not be political. Well, congratulations! YOU are the reason the MAGAs get away with what they get away with! Try this instead: Call them on their bullsh*t, challenge their "truths", and wear something that'll make THEM feel uncomfortable. What?! They don't like it? Weeeellllll TOO BAD. I didn't like J6, or that "salute", or their perversion of our flag. You know that old saying, "If you can't take the heat, get out of the kitchen..."
"What a perfect shot!", exclaims Trumpy.... after his caddie conveniently dropped a new ball center fairway after his shot veered into the trees, slamming into a squirrel drey. As the orange blob waddled to the lie, he grins knowing he's -- once again -- "gotten away with it". Not this time, Trumpy.
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Sure, he's batshit crazy. Absolutely, he's made billions off his presidency. You bet, the man should be run out of office in handcuffs, or a straight jacket. But, until the time his cabinet and his party grow a pair to invoke the 25h Amendment, we must endure his unending crap. So, buy the shirt and make his supporters sweat the (hopefully) inevitable.
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He THINKS he's the funniest person in any room (The Mooch said that). Is he? Well, if you also consider mails scraping against a chalkboard gleefully entertaining, then maybe. For the other 99.9999999999% of us, his humor is the ultimate exercise is enduring torture.
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Within both Buckingham Palace and Kensington Palace, the gold excess is a bit too much. Within the White House?....c'mon. Even the late Liberace would demand it be scaled back a bit. But, the slob loves his fake gold to go along with his fake bravado, fake news, fake humor, and fake everything else.
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You'd think by now the dude is finished. But, as long as Trumpy holds even a bit of sway with the voters, RubioHo will kiss the ring and be a good little puppet. After all, SOMEBODY has to run in 2028. After all, who are the MAGAs going to turn to?...... Oh, yeah -- Lara Trump. Yep, he's screwed.
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Well, he DID post that pic of him as Jesus... what?... Trump said it was him as a doctor??? Really.....
Let's meet him halfway and say he WAS Jesus, but a multiverse variant of The Jesus from The Big Lebowski, called Jez Sus. I mean, he's so tragically horrid at military strikes, perhaps he should try his luck at bowling strikes. He'd prolly suck at that, as well..
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The President of the United States is a Public Servant. They serve the PEOPLE, not themselves. They are neither kings nor dictators... but civil servants with a sworn duty to the citizen of the United States. The President... is a glorified butler.
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Ignore the noise! Follow the signal. That signal...MONEY. There are very few things in his world that doesn't involve some sort of money grift or cash grab. Find the bucket of dough, and you'll find the reasoning behind his actions.
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Oddly-tasting, murky, stinky, and not refreshing in the least, TrumPee "Lemon Aid" is nonetheless the go-to drink for people who read neither reviews nor labels... maybe since they can't read.
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Faster than a leaking diaper, more powerful than an ulterior motive, able to lie tall bulls*ts in a single bound... it's STUPORMAN, and he has no idea where he is right now.
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Uh ohhh... we have a leak. It's coming from somewhere. Call a Congressional Hearing. Find out who spilled!
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Alexander the great had a horse named Bucephalus, Caesar had a horse named Austurcone, and Putin has a fat, sweaty, slobbering tub named Trumpii of Teslur. With a steady diet of cheeseburgers and soda, Trumpii of Teslur is as big as a bear, fast as a sloth, and smelly as a skunk. His directional aptitude and keen sense of right and wrong are second to... just about everything else on planet Earth.
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Even the FLIES are bailing from this stinking pile of degenerate filth. In the latest polls, over 65% of flies concurred that they rather sit on a steaming Marjorie Taylor Greene dump than have ANYTHING to do with this load of refuse.
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Combine terrible design, shoddy build quality, horrendous reliability, minimal back seat head room, and a reputation of indestructibility born from a man who thinks X Æ A-Xii is a heckofa name for a child.... and you've got a BRILLIANT IDEA!
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Haggis is Beef Wellington compared to this vile side dish. Allegedly best served with chipped beef on toast to offer tang and smell to one of the most white-trash dishes of all time, Pickl'd Chunk is no more than fat soaked in brine, with a smell that -- if you believe folklore -- wards off all morality and decency.
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The infamous chewing gum of yesteryear that slapped hard for EXACTLY 30 seconds before devolving into a clump of rubber inside your mouth. And that amount of time is a generous approximation as to how long I can listen to MAGAs scream "rigged" and "unfair" despite ZERO evidence supporting such claims.
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