Boo! I don't wanna be hassled by MAGAs. Whaaah! People are gonna call me names. Humph! I'd rather my clothing not be political. Well, congratulations! YOU are the reason the MAGAs get away with what they get away with! Try this instead: Call them on their bullsh*t, challenge their "truths", and wear something that'll make THEM feel uncomfortable. What?! They don't like it? Weeeellllll TOO BAD. I didn't like J6, or that "salute", or their perversion of our flag. You know that old saying, "If you can't take the heat, get out of the kitchen..."
The President of the United States is a Public Servant. They serve the PEOPLE, not themselves. They are neither kings nor dictators... but civil servants with a sworn duty to the citizen of the United States. The President... is a glorified butler.
Public Servant is available in two shirts: Mid-weight (approx. 4.3oz) 100% cotton "Essential" tee that gets softer the more you wash it, and a lightweight "Tri Blend" tee for all day wearability.
Ignore the noise! Follow the signal. That signal...MONEY. There are very few things in his world that doesn't involve some sort of money grift or cash grab. Find the bucket of dough, and you'll find the reasoning behind his actions.
Follow The Muny is available in two shirts: Mid-weight (approx. 4.3oz) 100% cotton "Essential" tee that gets softer the more you wash it, and a lightweight "Tri Blend" tee for all day wearability.
Oddly-tasting, murky, stinky, and not refreshing in the least, TrumPee "Lemon Aid" is nonetheless the go-to drink for people who read neither reviews nor labels... maybe since they can't read.
TrumPee is available in two shirts: Mid-weight (approx. 4.3oz) 100% cotton "Essential" tee that gets softer the more you wash it, and a lightweight "Tri Blend" tee for all day wearability.
Faster than a leaking diaper, more powerful than an ulterior motive, able to lie tall bulls*ts in a single bound... it's STUPORMAN, and he has no idea where he is right now.
STUPORMAN is available in two shirts: Mid-weight (approx. 4.3oz) 100% cotton "Essential" tee that gets softer the more you wash it, and a lightweight "Tri Blend" tee for all day wearability.
Uh ohhh... we have a leak. It's coming from somewhere. Call a Congressional Hearing. Find out who spilled!
Security Leak is available in two shirts: Mid-weight (approx. 4.3oz) 100% cotton "Essential" tee that gets softer the more you wash it, and a lightweight "Tri Blend" tee for all day wearability.
Alexander the great had a horse named Bucephalus, Caesar had a horse named Austurcone, and Putin has a fat, sweaty, slobbering tub named Trumpii of Teslur. With a steady diet of cheeseburgers and soda, Trumpii of Teslur is as big as a bear, fast as a sloth, and smelly as a skunk. His directional aptitude and keen sense of right and wrong are second to... just about everything else on planet Earth.
Putey Bear is available in two shirts: Mid-weight (approx. 4.3oz) 100% cotton "Essential" tee that gets softer the more you wash it, and a lightweight "Tri Blend" tee for all day wearability.
Even the FLIES are bailing from this stinking pile of degenerate filth. In the latest polls, over 65% of flies concurred that they rather sit on a steaming Marjorie Taylor Greene dump than have ANYTHING to do with this load of refuse.
Pile of Garbage is available in two shirts: Mid-weight (approx. 4.3oz) 100% cotton "Essential" tee that gets softer the more you wash it, and a lightweight "Tri Blend" tee for all day wearability.
Combine terrible design, shoddy build quality, horrendous reliability, minimal back seat head room, and a reputation of indestructibility born from a man who thinks X Æ A-Xii is a heckofa name for a child.... and you've got a BRILLIANT IDEA!
Cyber Beast is available in two shirts: Mid-weight (approx. 4.3oz) 100% cotton "Essential" tee that gets softer the more you wash it, and a lightweight "Tri Blend" tee for all day wearability.
"Lock Up" Moisture® with Strongman Diapers. Trusted by both despots and the delusional worldwide, Strongman Diapers employ Machismofiber® technology to keep a 100% man 100% dry 100% of the time. Strongman... diapers for the DICTATOR in YOU.
Strongman Diapers is available in two shirts: Mid-weight (approx. 4.3oz) 100% cotton "Essential" tee that gets softer the more you wash it, and a lightweight "Tri Blend" tee for all day wearability.
Haggis is Beef Wellington compared to this vile side dish. Allegedly best served with chipped beef on toast to offer tang and smell to one of the most white-trash dishes of all time, Pickl'd Chunk is no more than fat soaked in brine, with a smell that -- if you believe folklore -- wards off all morality and decency.
Pickl'd Chunk is available in two shirts: Mid-weight (approx. 4.3oz) 100% cotton "Essential" tee that gets softer the more you wash it, and a lightweight "Tri Blend" tee for all day wearability.
The infamous chewing gum of yesteryear that slapped hard for EXACTLY 30 seconds before devolving into a clump of rubber inside your mouth. And that amount of time is a generous approximation as to how long I can listen to MAGAs scream "rigged" and "unfair" despite ZERO evidence supporting such claims.
Fruit Stripped is available in two shirts: Mid-weight (approx. 4.3oz) 100% cotton "Essential" tee that gets softer the more you wash it, and a lightweight "Tri Blend" tee for all day wearability.
